Helloooooo TTP blog readers, fans, subscribers, and search robots! How’s it going you look beautiful. I’m Tony Armitage (you know, Little Jimmy’s cousin – you remember Little Jimmy Armitage, right?) and I’m TTP’s part-time emcee. We have a wonderful, and I do mean wonderful, email for you all today. Let me start off by saying that these artists work their butts off for you so give em a round of applause. There you go there you go that’s wonderful ok enough easy.
Now then where was I? Oh right yes we have a wonderful email for you all today, because kids around the world are going back to school as we speak. TTP is celebrating it by offering 20% off the store for all you beautiful people. Really you’re beautiful don’t mention it you deserve it. Just write in that “TonySentMe” as a coupon code and boom you get 20% off until September 10th.
And parents, congrats, some daytime peace and quiet. I know how you feel. God bless you you deserve it really you’re beautiful.
20% off! I tell you what the last time I had such a deal on something this good I ended up without any clean dishware knowwhatImean? eh? No? Ok well this isn’t about me. And anyway how could you have 20% off anything quite so good as these Thumbtack Press peoples’ lovely selection. Who else has what these guys have and for a price that even an old shmuck like yours truly can actually afford! Bless em it’s wonderful, really wonderful.
Ok ladies and gentlemen and spam robots thanks for coming by today really now go outside and enjoy this beautiful day you wonderful beautiful people and get your kid a print or even a gift card so they can pick the art and you can go outside who are you kiddin!
Goodnight goodnight, you’ve been wonderful. Remember: 20% off until September 10th at Thumbtack Press.