Aw cheer up, Wage. Things aren’t so bad. You look a little lonely, though. Are you lost? Where are the rest of the Uglys? And where are you going anyway?
I know how sometimes you like to walk around the city to clear your head. But how long have you been walking? No, no – of course. I don’t want to pry. You look like there’s a lot on your mind. I just want you to know that I and the rest of us at TTP are here for you.
What’s that? You’re actually just walking for fun? You like the rain? I know how you feel. I love how empty a city can get just after the rain, and how clean the streets can look with their fresh puddles, even if only for a second.
Well I’m glad to hear you’re doing well. Yes of course we’re thinking of you, we miss you, you should come by the office more often. Ok yeah it’s good to run into you, have a good day.
And maybe be careful about crossing in the middle of the street next time, Wage.